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outside a bar last night
At 1:30 a.m. on the curb in front of the bar, ready to go home...but kind of hungry
Wild Elephant: Hey how much for that whole pizza?
Russian Immigrant Pizza Dude: $7, you want one?
Wild Elephant: Sure, you got a cheese?
RIPD: Let me check [shuffles through all his Pizzas]. No man all I got is beef and pepporni.
Wild Elephant: Awww, no thanks man.
RIPD: It's beef you can eat that.
At this point I wanted to educate him to the fact that I am not Muslim, I am supposed to be Hindu, that I don't eat pork because I don't like the taste, and that I prefer to avoid ground beef because multiple cows are involved. But before I could...
Flirtatious Girl Who Used Her Large Chest to Get Me in to Previous Bar: Hey come inside with me [as she grabs me]
Wild Elephant: No, [our mutual friends] are all inside but I think I am calling it a night.
Flirtatious Girl Who Used Her Large Chest to Get Me in to Previous Bar: Oh no are you sure [big hug]? Good luck on your race. Find me on Facebook tomorrow.
Wild Elephant: I will. Have a good time in there.
Then I checked my text messages
Wild Elephant's Ex-gf: Somebody insulted me tonight and you weren't here to defend me. One of my friends defended me but sometimes a girl just wants her superhero and not a fill in.
Sigh.
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